Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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