yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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