I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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