Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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