You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
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After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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