We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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