hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
Randomize
