Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
and she was petting her beer can
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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