brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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