that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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