she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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