it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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