i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
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didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
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Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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