Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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