I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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