he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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