Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
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Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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