U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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