I didn't shave. On purpose
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come see our sink grown plant.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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