Its about making memories worth repressing
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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