It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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