So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
We had sex on a dog bed..
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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