your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
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Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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