I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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