id be glad to
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Redeem this text for a blowjob
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so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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