She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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