Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You dont lie about slip and slides
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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