I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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