these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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