Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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