Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.