you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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