Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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