Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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