I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
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you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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