If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I deserve this hangover.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
