i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
