Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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