Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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