dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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