apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
