She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
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I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
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No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy