I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.