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• (951): View more from California

  what ever happened to devon sawa?

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  fuck...who knows?

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  i'm really worried about him.

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• (209): View more from California

  AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?

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  she has a santa fetish

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  cute.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?

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• (936): View more from Texas

  We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.

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