North Korea, Best Korea!
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
