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(858): View more from California

I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume

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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet

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(256): View more from Alabama

she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump

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(860): View more from Connecticut

he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."

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(416): View more from Toronto

You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT

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(281): View more from Texas

that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?

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(303): View more from Colorado

I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!

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The US is in the finals, aren't they.

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