I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
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Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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