I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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