Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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