his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
