He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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