Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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