just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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