no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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