do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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