32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Shame - the story of my life.
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