So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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