i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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