dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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