Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i think i scared a bird with my dick
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
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My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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