Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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